TRIGGER SHOT!!!

oh my god i did it! i was so hyped up on adrenaline! you know how scary this thing looked??? heres a picture of the needle with the amount of medication i had to inject - it was so scary! and then the needle went in really easily and it didn't hurt at all.

so now i feel like a big wuss.

but MAN just look at how big that f**ker is!!! i cant believe that hurt less than the belly shots!
must be cause the skin is really tough on the butt-thigh. crazy. man, i was so nervous. i feel fine now. i feel a little adrenaline leaving my body.

so i just put a 1 cc bubble of Human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG) into my upper outer thigh muscle. hcg is a hormone made by the embryo and, later, in the placenta to prevent menstruation in a normal pregnancy. most pregnancy tests are actually just HCG pee tests. so in this case, they've just made my body think it just got pregnant. so i'd naturally start producing progesterone. and my uterine lining would thicken and all my womanly parts should be getting ready for that egg to make its way from my ovaries/fallopian tubes to the uterus. its an idea time to retrieve the eggs. cause chemical changes in my body would make the eggs more receptive to pregnancy.

i kinda want to take a pregnancy test now. that would be really funny. i could fool some people. hmmmm.... now i'm ACTUALLY considering it!! that would be an expensive joke, though. those things aren't cheap.

Wiki says hcg has been linked to morning sickness. i hope i dont feel nauseous. that would suck. According to the FDA website, i may suffer side effects of headache, irritability, restlessness, depression, fatigue, pain at site of injection, and, worst case scenario: shortness of breath and ovarian hyper stimulation syndrome. all i have to do now is relax, and wait for tomorrow. I love hotel rooms.