they're still screening surrogates

i've completed my screenings. legal, medical, psyche. the fertility doctor asked me to notify them when i got my period, and then they put me on birth control pills to keep my cycle regular until they find a surrogate. I received an email from my case coordinator that they found a surrogate they like, she's completed the screenings, but it will take 2 weeks to get the results back for her tests. once the results come back they can chose her if they want and get the process started. finally.

then they'll want to find out where she is in her cycle, and they'll sync me up with her cycle. this process isn't as exciting for me as it was the first 2 times. now it feels like no biggie. i'll take some shots and then they'll put me to sleep and retrieve the eggyweggies. and then i'll buy a house. and 18 years later some very familiar looking kids will maybe find me? and we'll catch up. or they'll ask me for money or something. and i'll tell them to get a job.